- swig:
- broomhead (i.e. i'll feel like such a _______)
- propaganda in bathrooms
- joey asks someone out
- joey gets rejected (oh dis)
- steph changes in the bathroom
- drug use
- new student (but everyone calls me scooter)
- loudspeaker announcement (*chug if it's joey/has to do with cafeteria food)
- failed driver's test
- hiphop (the unicef rap, the LD video rap)
- yick & arthur talk about sex (he's afraid he's a pervert)
- doris
- someone wants wheels
- the 'special' shane shows up
- steph denies relationship with arthur
- fake 80s bands (gourmet scum, the savages)
- everybody wants something
- underage anything
- twins have a moral disagreement (but abortion's wrong)
- family member appears
- overprotective parent/guardian catches kid in the act (voula, diana, wheels)
- twins in unison
- school dance (now it's time for the annual degrassi crazy dance)
- smoking to be cool (max & scooter in the bathroom, ha ha)
- initiation
- the cops show up (luke, does anyone you know take drugs?)
- kathleen, you're such a prude
- melanie's speech impediment is funny
- visible t.o. landmarks
- joey/wheels fails
- kathleen's an ignorant biatch
- claude gets a new cause
- lucy has a party
- lucy's parents call
- visible alcohol @ lucy's
- simon the sycophant
- simon gets a modeling contract/ad/tv spot
- alex wears his degrassi shirt
- cheerleaders anywhere
- tabi nick & dwayne
- someone buys condoms
- someone asks parents about sex (dad, when was the first time you ever.....did it?)
- snake's mom
- lucy calls someone fascist
- rick wears his eagle shirt
- lucy makes a video
- the band name changes
- visit to shoppers
- tension between blt & michelle's dad
- gratuitous references to being greek (simon & i are going to my house to eat baklava; basically anything diana says)
- lucy & feminism
- caitlin & environmentalism
- rick & his bike
- LD bitches about her masculine nature
- bart & scooter do something geeky (there's a documentary on sea turtles tonight)
- dwayne acts violent
- tabi calls dwayne shorty
- the words "sexiest man at degrassi"
- tension between caitlin & joey
- chug:
- joey doesn't wear his hat
- joey changes his middle initial
- someone dies
- twins kiss same guy
- fire in the school
- someone has sex
- mr. colby
- nick is ugly
- condom machine gets beat up