Month: June 2006

  • The Poor Man’s TeleZapper – or, the selective TeleZapper

    Perhaps you’ve heard of a unique device called the TeleZapper. It’s a simple device which is designed to automatically disconnect and delete your number from their call list. But how? Well, have you ever called a wrong number and heard those funny three tones before the recorded message? Those tones are there to indicate to phone equipment that the number is not connected. Phone equipment like, say, a telemarketing company’s automatic phone dialer.

    The theory is that if you play these tones right after picking up the phone, the telemarketer’s computer will hear them, think that the number is disconnected, and delete it from their list. In theory. In practice they’re not obligated to do so, but it’s still a fairly good idea.

    Well over here at the house I have a home server, and that server has a modem that will automatically read and decode Caller ID information. Well, what do you think we could do with that power? If we have a database of “evil numbers”, we can check it against the incoming number and if it is “evil”, have the modem pick up the phone and then disconnect. It was pretty easy to hack into my Caller ID system. I would like to be able to play the tones instead, but the modem doesn’t support voice commands so this is the next best thing.

    Bottom line: now I won’t have to pickup any more annoying phone calls from those telemarketers that simply won’t leave me alone.

  • iPod Windows software that actually works

    I uninstalled iTunes. I feel much better now. And I found two indispensible pieces of software for my iPod that actually work properly, and the way I expect the iPod to work:

    • Anapod Explorer – integrates any iPod directly into Windows like any other mobile device – that is, it appears as a device under My Computer, just like my scanner does. Lets you easily browse what’s on the iPod, supports all the features of the 5th gen: videos, playlists, album art, contacts, calendars and music of course. Hell, it even lets you query the iPod using SQL! If this supported subscribing to calendars it would make my life complete.
    • Free iPod Video Converter – after finding all kinds of other crappy MP4 conversion software, I saw this mentioned on afterdawn.com. It really is this simple: it’s free, and it converts anything. I only wish that it handled corrupt video source a bit better. I converted about 200 of my music videos and it choked on a few during conversion even though it thought they were OK when I added them to the batch. Still, excellent results and it’s about a million times faster than the QuickTime MP4 encoder.
  • Oh yeah, I have more to bitch about

    Various AV port pinouts -

    Above is a diagram of various 1/8″ AV port pinouts. My Pepper has a “standard” camcorder port, and I have a standard cable. Works great. But does Apple use the same pinout, no! Of course not! They have to switch the shit all around.

    Whoops! Jon pointed out that my cable will still work – I just have to swap the connections around on the other end. Video becomes Left, Left becomes Right, and Right becomes Video.

  • I hate iTunes.

    Well, it turned out to be an early, iPod-laden anniversary. Sandy got me an iPod 60GB and I got her a 4GB Nano. So now we’re officially part of the cult followers er, group.

    Of course, no iPod is complete without that freakin’ weird looking (from this Linux/Windows user’s perspective) music manager, iTunes. Appleganda says “iPod and iTunes work together! You will be assimilated! Buy overpriced music tracks from our store!” Neither of us have had a good experience with iTunes from the get-go. I’ve tried it in the past but always found it WAY too slow. Plus we’ve already manually and meticulously organized our total of 45GB of MP3 (and that’s a lowball count – I have over 100 CDs to re-rip).

    For both of us…

    • iTunes is simply not intuitive, period. It gets dumped on you and that’s it. Apple is not gaining any Mac converts by dumping this on Windows users.
    • There are no tooltips, period, anywhere. I have to either guess at what the dozen-odd random icons scattered around the UI are, or read the entire help file from front to back.

    From my perspective…

    • iTunes crashes on my PC all the time. No I’m not blaming Windows for that, because nothing else screws up so often.
    • It’s slow, so BLOODY SLOW at converting videos to iPod format – and then I just found out that most of the videos that I converted came out with no sound.
    • Did I mention that it crashed my PC while trying to convert videos like three or four times now? I finally had to get another video conversion program. A 3 minute music video that iTunes would take an hour on converted in 5 minutes.
    • It sucks for editing ID3 tags. I wish I could install KID3, the KDE ID3 tag editor on Windows. (Oh SNAP – turns out there’s a Windows version!)
    • iTunes tries to be Mac-like but breaks standard Windows behaviour. I can’t Ctrl-Shift click to select multiple groups. There aren’t very many context menus period.
    • How the HELL do I tell it that my videos are music videos, and not movies? It’s not right-click.
    • Most of the context menus that are there, don’t do anything that I want to do.
    • It doesn’t understand vCard files that contain more than one card.