fill our christmas socks with whiskey drinks and chocolate bars

mmm, that would be good.

Woman jump-starts her car with infant. No, infants can’t be used as jumper cables. Infants, however, can swallow small ICs usually attached to keys that emit a small signal when brought close to the ignition, necessary for the car to start. This is also another reason not to buy a Ford.

Geez, before I read this I didn’t see how this whole terror/Iraq thing made sense. This states it so succinctly!

 

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