Please divide yourselves into two groups:
- Those of you who are able to walk in a straight line, at a steady pace, and don’t drag those bloody wheeled suitcases, please keep left.
- The rest of you who insist on:
- walking like a drunk
- walking extremely slowly in the middle of the path, often while reading, talking on a cell phone, or thumbing your Crackberry
- standing in the middle of the PATH talking to your friends while thousands of people route around you
- stopping dead at the top or bottom of staircases, escalators, or doorways
Please, for your own sake, STAY OUT OF EVERYONE ELSES FUCKING WAY!
This has been a public service announcement from me.