Dear fellow commuters:

Please divide yourselves into two groups:

  1. Those of you who are able to walk in a straight line, at a steady pace, and don’t drag those bloody wheeled suitcases, please keep left.
  2. The rest of you who insist on:
  • walking like a drunk
  • walking extremely slowly in the middle of the path, often while reading, talking on a cell phone, or thumbing your Crackberry
  • standing in the middle of the PATH talking to your friends while thousands of people route around you
  • stopping dead at the top or bottom of staircases, escalators, or doorways

Please, for your own sake, STAY OUT OF EVERYONE ELSES FUCKING WAY!

This has been a public service announcement from me.

 

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